[Dasbanter] Nipplegate

[Mark C. Ballew]

On Wed, 2004-02-11 at 00:57, Not Erik wrote:
> On Tue, Feb 10, 2004 at 04:22:14PM -0800, Mark C. Ballew wrote:
> > On Tue, 2004-02-10 at 16:15, Nick Moffitt wrote:
> > > 
> > > 	Do you think it would help?
> > 
> > I did. My nipple is now "shielded".
> 
> My nipple shield is made out of a special aluminum-beryllium alloy,
> specially produced to block signals from the Orbital Nipple-Control
> Lasers.
> 
> And no, you may not touch it.

More importantly, does your nipple shield protect you from your much
more famous brother who likes to touch little boys' nipples?