[Dasbanter] Nipplegate

[Not Erik]

On Wed, Feb 11, 2004 at 09:32:45AM -0800, Mark C. Ballew wrote:
> More importantly, does your nipple shield protect you from your much
> more famous brother who likes to touch little boys' nipples?

ALLEGEDLY!  ALLEGEDLY!

Also, you're forgetting that Michael Jackson is famous and rich, and
therefore our better.  He should be trusted with his own discretion
vis-a-vis horrible psyche-ruining violation of inoocent little boys.

Actually, I'm glad we can joke about something like this.  That means
it's not an actual horrible act, but a cartoon or something.

I like cartoons.

Oh, and in answer to your question, I have a magical substance that
keeps Michael Jackson from touching me, and it's called PUBIC HAIR.

-- 
not erik - squinky at dasbistro.com - http://www.dasbistro.com/~erik/

  "OK, I'm serious this time.  No more dead baby jokes."
    -- Sara, immediately after telling one doozy of a dead baby joke.