[Dasbanter] Honda vs Toyota?

[Erin Quinlan]

On Thu, Jul 01, 2004 at 11:40:14AM -0700, Mark C. Ballew wrote:
> But bombing middle eastern countries is FUN! Didn't you watch Fahrenheit
> 911? We'd have to bomb dolphins and catfish if we ran everything on
> water and this "Brown's Gas" you speak of.
> 

I didn't see Fahrenheit 9/11 yet, I might wait until it comes out on DVD.
I don't want to pay 9$ to get super pissed off. I'd rather pay 9$ to go
watch super duper Spiderman 2 and say "yay for Spiderman" and stuff.

Sort of because I'm already generally pissed off at stuff, but mostly
because Spiderman is so cool that cool stuff wants to be like Spiderman

also..

Brown's gas was invented by a Bulgarian named Yull Brown in Australia

also ..

Bombing middle eastern countries is actually good for america.

See we as americans are bored with our decadent lifestyles and get
jaded at having disposable incomes and structurally sound houses.

So as a reminder as to how good we have it it is sometimes necessary to
make other people miserable and blow up their houses/shacks and stuff.

When we see all the suffering and nonsensical violence on TV we stop
and say to ourselves "wow that really must suck to be bombed and have 
misc dead people strewn about. I have a fantastic life!!!" 

Then and only then can we enjoy ourselves and our reality television.

-- 
 Erin Quinlan <erin at dasbistro.com> http://www.dasbistro.com/~erin
 
I think I might trade my computer in for a nice pair of snowshoes.