[Dasbanter] Re: Comin' back to Reno! Yeehaw!

[Corinna Cohn]

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> > This is the second time I've tried sending this letter. The first time it
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> That's a safety feature.
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Now that I've breached the security feature I can get to the main point of my
email. You see, my husband Pope John Paul II recently died, leaving over
$20,000,000 in a Swiss bank account. I write you because a friend gave me
you're name as somone I could trust. Please to help me in Nigerian money for
you? Want big dollar? Meesa gots a big dollar for you Yankee Friend!

> 
> Is that the one with the happy little bunnies, or the one where the
> old white men own everything?
> 

The one with the old white men owning everything is actually the MBA program.
The economics program I'm taking is more along the lines of why poor people buy
lottery tickets when milk has such a better ROI. I guess there's some crossover
with the old white men though. 

> Sadly, there are far fewer BBSes than there once were.
> 

Thats okay, my accoustic modem doesn't work with my cellphone anyway... or
could it? Hmm...

> Social lead: go to Tim Sullivan's house and drink his beer or assault
> him with a stick.  Either way is fine and he's a passive enough guy to
> probably be okay about it.

I'm surprised to learn that Tim Sullivan is still alive. Upon learning that
he's alive, I'm surprised to learn that he's not in jail. Knowing that he's not
in jail, I'm surprised that he's not teaching at MIT. 

But anyway, since I don't drink beer I'll have to dig around for an appropriate
stick. 




		
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