[Dasbanter] Who's made the switch?

Mark C. Ballew ballew at sublinear.net
Mon Jun 13 09:55:11 PDT 2005


On Mon, 2005-06-13 at 00:13 -0700, Tim Hammerquist wrote:
> Mark Ballew wrote:
> 
> > Safari crashing/freezing
> 
> Don't open myspace.com, then!
> 

Oh, so Safari has crashed while you were visiting myspace too, huh?

> > System Preferences crashing
> 
> I know you can choose "gumdrop" window decorations, but licking the
> screen is not endorsed.
> 

That would explain the lick-marks on my screen.

> > Voice recognition only starting "system update" when I say "switch to
> > (app)"
> 
> Instead of calling it "computer", try "my brother in universal
> communion."  For more tips, try "Harmonious Lexicon and Approved Juice
> Drinks for Cupertino Residents", published by !(Wiley).

I'm going to call it "Hal", mainly because it is cliche.


> > I swear I'm not doing anything weird here. Maybe I should switch back
> > to FreeBSD and Linux. :(
> 
> Don't try to make OSX something it's not.  Accept it and love it for
> what it is: a Fisher-Price OS on soon-to-be-obsolete hardware... with
> a command line.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-06-08
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Mark C. Ballew                          Reno, Nevada    
ballew at sublinear.net                    http://markballew.com
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