[Dasbanter] Who's made the switch?
Mark C. Ballew
ballew at sublinear.net
Mon Jun 13 09:55:11 PDT 2005
On Mon, 2005-06-13 at 00:13 -0700, Tim Hammerquist wrote:
> Mark Ballew wrote:
>
> > Safari crashing/freezing
>
> Don't open myspace.com, then!
>
Oh, so Safari has crashed while you were visiting myspace too, huh?
> > System Preferences crashing
>
> I know you can choose "gumdrop" window decorations, but licking the
> screen is not endorsed.
>
That would explain the lick-marks on my screen.
> > Voice recognition only starting "system update" when I say "switch to
> > (app)"
>
> Instead of calling it "computer", try "my brother in universal
> communion." For more tips, try "Harmonious Lexicon and Approved Juice
> Drinks for Cupertino Residents", published by !(Wiley).
I'm going to call it "Hal", mainly because it is cliche.
> > I swear I'm not doing anything weird here. Maybe I should switch back
> > to FreeBSD and Linux. :(
>
> Don't try to make OSX something it's not. Accept it and love it for
> what it is: a Fisher-Price OS on soon-to-be-obsolete hardware... with
> a command line.
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-06-08
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Mark C. Ballew Reno, Nevada
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